Have you got money burning a hole in your pocket? Are you itching to go on a spending spree? Do you happen to have an extra $700 lying around? If so, here are some of the amazing new items you could be the proud owner of: The Nokia N95-3 smartphone, full-day wedding photography, or maybe even a New York City Park.

Now my only real hope is that the State donates the $699,999,300 they’re saving on this deal to the NYC public school district in hopes that they might better educate the future NY Times reporters of the world to know the difference that even six zeros can make.

One Response to “A little money goes a long way”

1. Mom says:

   October 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm

   This is Jay Leno, David Letterman or Jimmy Kimmel material. hahahahaha

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