Brad Mehldau – Paranoid Android

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I walked into Orchard Supply Hardware yesterday innocuously enough. I was on a mission to purchase some furniture gliders and as I stood in the entryway, I gawked, utterly shocked, although I knew this day had to come.

Yes, that’s right. Solar lights. You heard me “SOLAR LIGHTS”!!!!!!!!!

I’m not sure what’s more frightening: that they are marketing these in the first place, or that 5 from the above display have already been sold.

Clearly, the socialists have won.