Just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD

By Kyle, January 31, 2010 1:51 pm

Cornbread – Panama

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http://www.vhnd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/evh_frankenstein.jpgJust because you CAN play “Eruption”, doesn’t mean you SHOULD; particularly when your audience is entirely comprised of restaurant patrons who are expecting nothing more than a bit of ambient folk music.

Yep, at a Mexican restaurant last night, one of the fairly inebriated diners asked the performing guitarist if he could play a song. MISTAKE #1.

Fortunately, the patron had already had several beers, otherwise there’s no way he would have actually gone up. MISTAKE #2.

Brilliantly, the diner/musician decided to “wow” the crowd with a tune that was moderately out-of-genre for the evening….80s metal. MISTAKE #3.

Perhaps not surprisingly, once the “performance” began, it became clear that no one in the room could play “Eruption”, including the only person in possession of the tool actually capable of making it happen. MISTAKE #4.

Fortunately, the restaurant food was superb enough to more than make up for the audio foux pas. So like I said, just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD (especially when, in reality, you CAN’T).

A Geometry Lesson

By Kyle, January 28, 2010 6:51 pm

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What is going on here????

Yes, that’s right; he’s playing Duck Hunt.

Yes, that’s right; he’s using a mirror to, like a banked basketball shot, shoot the ducks at an angle.

Yes, that’s right; it’s a Disney Princess mirror.

Oh the fun we have during the school lunch period!

Why pop “music” nowadays is just awful

By Kyle, January 26, 2010 5:42 pm

Lady Gaga vs. Journey – Just Stop Believing

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‘Nuff said (or heard)?

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Please Tell Us Why!

By Kyle, January 23, 2010 10:43 am

E.L.O. – Mr. Blue Sky

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Sun is shinin’ in the sky
There ain’t a cloud in sight
It’s stopped rainin’ ev’rybody’s in a play
And don’t you know
It’s a beautiful new day hey,hey

Families huddling beneath umbrellas and watching jets come and go at Los Angeles International Airport are treated to a colorful show in the sky.

It’s now the rainy season in southern California, and while in past years I’ve certainly experienced the occasional downpour, and perhaps even the occasional system (i.e. two or more, like equations et. al.) of storms. Yet nothing in my past 5+ years in Los Angeles have been like this past whole week, where it has been raining, pouring, and even hailing, since Monday. Five straight days of this madness has been simply incredible and upon ending the week, I simply found myself literally exhausted, which I completely attribute to the weather (I’m sure teaching middle school has nothing to do with it).

What was really interesting was to see how quickly my kids adapted to the weather. Usually, when it rains, the kids (who, in our mostly open campus, are literally outside during lunch or between classes) go nuts, getting themselves soaked in the downpour, making the concept of “solving linear systems of equations by substitution” a bit challenging. Yet, by about Wednesday, as the rains continued, the kids definitely chilled out a bit (perhaps because the novelty of being cold and wet had worn off), making our classroom experience much more pleasant. Yay!

Yesterday, after school I counted an L.A. first for myself. Talking with a colleague in the parking lot, I noticed my breath, which, while invisible in the southern California climate for the previous 5 years, now became abundantly clear. I could see my breath, something that has never before been possible.

Now as today has significantly brightened up, the view of the mountains is amazing (I can see snow caps from Wilshire Blvd.), and I’m looking forward to a pretty green winter

A Portrait

By Kyle, January 20, 2010 4:53 pm

Spoon – Written In Reverse

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Mr. Hunsberger picture I’m a math teacher, which means that I have an innate sense of lame jokes, to which I regularly subject my students. Last week, I was harping on my students that they really need to have their textbooks covered (typically with a paper grocery bag), even trying to tantalize them with the fact that a covered textbook can be drawn on and designed with any sorts of cool art and designs! I then seamlessly entered into lame-joke mode where I suggested that they could even draw a picture of their math teacher on the front of the cover.  Most students audibly groaned, whereupon  I laughed and offered the prospect of extra credit for any student who did just that. I then quickly moved on to the other announcements for the day and taught the lesson (systems of equations).

You can imagine how surprised I was when I came into class yesterday and one of my students, K*******, had done exactly what I have facetiously suggested. Wow. Two words: “Over” “Achiever” (which will not be surprising for those of you who know this student….).

I’m still in awe and trying to consider which part of the drawing I like the best. Perhaps it’s that:

  1. I seem to be wearing very cool (and from the looks of it, expensive) glasses.
  2. This picture seems to conveniently ignore the receding hair line that I am blessed with in real-life.
  3. Although the quotation in the drawing is unduly attributed to me (I don’t recall ever saying those exact words), it’s nice to know this student interprets my attitude as such (despite the “your/you’re” confusion").

Good work, students, and keep on drawing (although I’ve certainly seen my fair share of much less flattering interpretations of Mr. Hunsberger).

Things I Suck At (Part IV – A New Hope)

By Kyle, January 17, 2010 9:32 pm

Police vs. Bee Gees – Roxanne Should Be Dancing

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Photo_011610_007I keep forgetting that Los Angeles has amazingly picturesque mountains, from which you can see both  the scampering city lights and often undiscovered sunset colors as an evening closes.

The occasion last night was the wedding, and hilltop reception for two of my friends, Chris and Cindy who, now married, will start the exciting adventure of living and working in Tegucigalpa, Honduras, where Chris has started a toy company called Tegu (Check it out; the toys are seriously addicting, even for supposed “adults” like myself). I’m always enthralled to be able to attend weddings of close friends, and watch them begin a totally brand new journey in their lives.

According to my mathematics, it seems I’ve now been to (and oft participated in to some degree) between one and two dozen weddings of friends. The ceremonies have been miraculous, the reception dinners savory, and the toasts inspiring. However, the one part of most of the weddings that I continually find myself at a complete and utter loss at, is what immediately follows all of this in sheer brouhaha – the dancing.

image Now, as someone who modestly considers himself decently musical in nature, one would think that mere rhythmic bodily shaking would be no laborious endeavor. However, as I have found throughout my 28 years of existence, any music in my ears, heart, and soul simply refuses manifest itself in any of my four major appendages (six, if you count hips). Oh, I can definitely keep time, feeling the beat in my chest; I can even hold a tune, predicting the chord changes as the melody soars and dives. Yet alas, the wedding reception dance floor proves itself once again to be one of the more awkward moments that (now) regularly occur in life.

The Menagerie

By Kyle, January 13, 2010 6:48 pm

Def Leppard – Animal

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imageAh, the wonders of teaching in Los Angeles. Today, during my first period class, one of my students nonchalantly raised her hand and informed me (or rather, the class) that there was a giant roach scampering around the back of the classroom. While such occurrences are certainly not out of the ordinary, I have quickly grown a bit tired and weary of the constant minor distractions that take place throughout the day.

I walked back and grabbed a container of crayons, quickly emptied it, and then proceeded to make this unassuming roach our classroom pet as I trapped it in it’s new home, the crayon box, where it now sits in the classroom.

I hope it’s still alive tomorrow. I’m not sure what a roach diet it, but it’s likely not cardboard. What’s even crazier is that it’s this time of year that all animals seem to go a bit crazy, almost a year ago to the date, I posted on a wild squirrel that had gotten loose on the second floor.

Wanna raise funding for LAUSD? Call it a zoo and start selling tickets.

My 3 Wishes for the Charter vs. Public School Debate

By Kyle, January 10, 2010 9:30 pm

Charles Ives – The Unanswered Question

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image Today’s L.A. Times article is sure to ruffle some feathers.The title “An unplanned revolution in L.A.’s public schoolsseems to suggest that the solution to the woes of public education in the city of Los Angeles has finally been arrived at in the form of charter schools. Unfortunately, as the authors admit within the article body, this is far from the case. Let me summarize:

I. There’s lots of charters in LA. Lots.

II. Most score better than regular schools.

III. There are three non-trivial critiques to the aforementioned point II.

And although for me the jury is still out on the notion of charter schools, what irks me the most is the way in which the debate has been framed, most often occurring as a series of oscillating jabs (in the form of Times articles, blog posts, and now even, tweets) betweens advocates of the different camps, frequently demonizing and disrespecting each other in the process. What follows is My 3 Wishes for the 2010 Charter School vs. Public School discussion:

1. Charter School advocates must: actually address the three main concerns (see paragraphs 18, 19 in Times article) of “student selection”, “student retention”, and “student accessibility”. Charter schools must either somehow statistically control for these variables when comparing scores, or else adopt similar policies as most LAUSD schools (Green Dot’s Locke at least follows the first main concern), without which, like apples and oranges, simple scores cannot be compared in this one-dimensional manner. If charter schools have better instruction, then show that it is actually better instruction that is making the difference.

2. Public School advocates must: actually address the concerns that defecting parents and students actually raise, namely that (1) LAUSD has held on to bad teachers, of which each year, between 25 and 150 kids are subjected to, and (2) there is little, if any, student accountability without which, the notion of “high expectations” becomes mere vacuous words, and some kids inevitably figure out that they actually don’t need to do anything in school. It’s these kids that I would, as a parent, work to keep my son or daughter away from.

3. EVERYBODY (both charter and public school advocates) must: dispose of the attitude that a legitimate concern against the dogmas of their particular camp are somehow a personal affront to themselves or call into question their love of educating children! This is what must end. In order to do this, we’ve all got to do a few things. First, we’ve each got to assume (at least initially) that the person with whom we’re speaking genuinely cares for kids. Personally, there’s nothing that p****s me off more than when someone implicitly accuses me of not caring about kids. Second, we’ve each got to raise our questions and concerns in a way that actually seeks a valid response, rather than raising questions that are meant to simply pigeon-hole our (now) opponent. Third, we’ve got to hear these questions and actually answer them with facts, rather than accusations about what the question itself might imply about the asker. And fourth, when concerns are legitimately addressed, we need to be able to take that and then ask ourselves “How can I now adapt this to better meet the needs of the kids in Los Angeles?”

No less than that is required in order for all of us who are advocating for kids in Los Angeles to actually do something to make a difference in the lives of these kids.

Reality (Whoop, there goes gravity!)

By Kyle, January 7, 2010 2:46 pm

Michael Penn – Walter Reed

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Today is a bit melancholy (hence the melancholy music from phenomenal musician Michael Penn) because, despite the wonderfully warm southern California temperatures, the reality of 3 days left of winter vacation is beginning to sink in. I’m trying to cram in all the stuff I had hoped to do during break into this last remaining weekend, like finish a book, clean my apartment, and thoroughly plan out my first week of instruction (hey, I did find a pretty decent math video instruction site, the links of which I can embed in my online homework).

Alas, I still find myself procrastinating a bit, and as such, am looking forward to a weekend more filled with planning than I would normally like it to be, so I’ll be trying to enjoy these last few days of solace before beginning the madness next week. Things to look forward to are the upcoming battle between UTLA and LAUSD regarding the charter takeover movement, all while trying to improve instruction techniques, and encourage good habits amongst our kids!

L.A. Winter

By Kyle, January 4, 2010 9:10 pm

Brian Wilson – Our Prayer/Gee

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imageThere’s snow on the ground.

You know how I know?

Because the air is so beautifully clean that it provides breathtaking views (even from the LA basin) of the surrounding mountain tops that are beginning to become snow-capped. Yet none of that snow is privy to our mid 70 degree temps we’re experiencing this week. This is the type of winter I can live with.

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