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In the wake of today’s breaking headlines, that major league baseball is taking over the Dodgers, I’ve developed a motion for approval by the Commissioner’s office for those of us fed up with baseball mediocrity. Here it is: The Baseball Choice Motion.
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Whereas, The office of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball (MLB) is responsible for ensuring that baseball provides communities a high quality fan experience, which enables them to
participate in social sporting observation, familial bonding, responsible alcoholic and food consumption, tradition-building;
Whereas, While there are indications of growth in MLB teams, given the chronic athletic underperformance of a significant number of teams in MLB, businesses and
communities have expressed a strong interest in playing a more active role in ensuring that
fans have more choice and access to baseball games;
Whereas, Several teams require immediate attention and creative reform
efforts, under strategies identified and authorized by the office of the Commissioner, in order to provide an improved foundation for athletic success; now, therefore, be it
Resolved, That through the Commissioner, Major League Baseball will invite
operational and athletic plans from internal and external stakeholders, such as players, managers, third-base coaches, parking attendants, concession stand operators, home and opposing fans, uniform manufacturing companies, and hockey organizations who are interested in collaborating with MLB to operate baseball’s underperforming organizations (as identified by the Commissioner and authorized by his office, beginning with the Dodgers), in an effort to create more teams of choice and athletic options for the baseball’s fans and communities;
Resolved further, That MLB directs the Commissioner to work collaboratively with
appropriate stakeholder and community over the next 30 days to report back with
recommendations regarding the following:
- Identify existing reform models and/or innovations that could be implemented with underperforming teams beginning with the 2012 season, as well as previous impediments to
implementation within MLB and strategies for overcoming these obstacles; strategies such as allowing three designated hitters, expanding the number of strikes allowed to 8, and shared pitching responsibilities among all position players should be further developed and considered;
- Identify alternative governance and contract options within MLB for underperforming teams based on models from other sports, businesses, or popular television programming; fan-manager-of-the day, fans weekly voting a player “off the island”, silent auction ticket pricing, and in-game opposing team player recruitment strategies should also be considered;
Resolved further, The Commissioner will organize a review panel (consisting of members of all stakeholders; fans, players, owners, concessioners, etc…) to thoroughly evaluate and recommend one proposal for each baseball team open to the reform efforts;
Resolved further, The aforementioned review panel and recommendation process shall in no way be considered by the board of MLB as it prepares to vote on approval of one of the team operating plans; and finally
Resolved further, Progress monitoring and evaluation of the effectiveness of these measures shall be outsourced to the largest metropolitan newspaper in the respective regions.
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