Fats Waller – I’m Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter
Today I intercepted the following love letter written during class by one of my algebra students.
The letter’s contents, which follow remind my of the confused nature of what it means to be in middle school:
Ten twenty sixx two-thousand and nine <3
2 the love of my life <3
From this one dudee!
Hehe well babe Im bored ass Hell! Ima tell you how much I love you, which is a shitt load! yet again Im going to apoligize babe Im sorry for being a bitch to you and taking your candy HeHe <3 I love you much and always will forever and ever I will never stop or nobody can stop me babe you mean more than my life to me you have no idea I always will love and care about you babe I always want you to be happy no matter what my love for you grows each second hehe babe I wana be with you forever and ever byess. I love you! <3
K**** I love you baby!
P.S. Sorry for hand…
….at this point I intercepted the love letter and, after a quick read and not so good a job covering my laughter at it’s contents, continued to teach the lesson on multiplying monomials.